shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

(via psychosematic)

leftforbed:

special thanks to filthyknifeear for helping me put this together

see you in the meme hell

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

(via bookgeekconfessions)

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(via roymercedes)

queerjadis:

Borderlands the Pre-Sequel: The Last Hope trailer

"We’re not the good guys - we’re not even close to being the good guys - but today we’re going to save the world. Because on Elphis -" "We’re going to dance!" "Yeah, we’re not doing that."

(via sheriffofmeat)

  • every gamer's reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that's not good

sadbisexual:

people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man

(via lunarsolari)

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via fallenjudicator)

iwilleatyourenglish:

everyone has said and done problematic things in their lifetime. that’s a result of the society we live in, not necessarily a reflection of their character.

what is a reflection of their character is how they react to being informed of the negativity within their behavior and statements, and whether or not they choose to change their behavior.

(via bendragon-cumbersmaug)

basedgosh:

saviorownsoul:

basedgosh:

ive seen various “*white girl voice*” posts that are followed by phrases that are actually just common among everyone yall are ridiculous

this sounds like something a white girl would say

jokes on you im an indian male and those jokes are trash

(via psychosematic)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

image

(via codenamealice)

So I kind of vaporized a midget with my phaselock.

Yeah.

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